Dreams: Broken Promises

So last night I had a really weird dream. I feel like in a different context it could have easily crossed into nightmare territory. It did not for two very important reasons.

1. I was with you guys. Like. All of you. A huge crowd. A herd. A murder. A school. Of you guys. And shit just isn't scary when we're together. ZOMBIE INVASION? NBD NBD.

2. Kinect for seXbox.

So here's how it went down: All of us were together in some combination of Amy's house/Rachel's basement in front of a big ass tv. We had just picked up a new game-- and this shit was supposed to be intensely scary. Here's why I should have known it was a dream: the platform was Xbox but it involved the Kinect. lolwut. So this is like a survival horror game that involves you flailing around in terror (not unlike a few of us while playing with a controller...) Next thing I know, the dream shifts so that we're like IN THE GAME instead of just flailing Kinect style.

I can't really remember much about the game itself other than it being a combination of... pretty much every horror movie/game out there. The freakiest part was that I messed something up and ended up having to do this minigame where I was told to pick up two red balls as they rolled past (deeeefinitely getting an American Horror Story vibe from this one?) and because it was the FUCKING KINECT I couldn't get it to be responsive enough to grab the balls in time. This ended up with me losing the game and getting dragged toward a pool by this horrifying humanesque monster that looked like it's skin had all melted off. It was bright red and sinewy and it wanted to eat my goddamn soul.

Then you guys were like LOL U DIED LETS MAKE CUPCAKES and we did. This cool story brought to you by the Stool Quarry Bros.