Dutch Bastards

What most of society fails to grasp is that the Dutch are, in fact, bastards. Sure, in recent history they are seen as lovely people with weed and holidays celebrating the color orange. But that is actually just a facade, penance for a past of bastard-dom. You see, back when all of the countries were playing "Gimme Gimme" with all of the less-established countries, The Dutch were hollowing out the land of their colonies and exploiting the people who lived there. Sure, they don't do that anymore. But the moral of this story is that you probably shouldn't fuck around with the Dutch because not only will they get you back, they will shit on your bed, and take your lunch money too.

Anyway, I figured since no one has posted in a long-ass time, I would post and rant about The Dutch (most of my facts have been gleaned from my directing major roommate).

The school year has started (weird being a senior and shit, I imagine this is how you guys felt last year) and I am like already behind. I don't even know how the fuck that happened.

I dropped the ball somewhere. I do not think that I know all of the things that I need to know. 

I am so overwhelmed and all I want to do is sit in The Bunker and binge on homemade trail mix and Netflix. 

I hate that everytime I talk to you guys I am just like ranting and complaining and panicking (well I mean the summer posts were fine) about shit that is beyond control. 

Even though it's only Wednesday, I think that The Bunker and I are going to crash through the Gate of Alcoholism (Trisha understands this reference).